It does its job perfectly, and that's telemetry. Ultimately all "western" AI mega corps are on the same team... I don't need to point out why that would be.
Copilot doesn't need to step on every other AI's toes when it can collect stats in the native Microsoft ecosystem perfectly fine.
Is it garbage, yes, it is. It's garbage for clients... can't even refactor 5k words without a 365 sub.
No worries Microsoft, 500 bucks for Windows Pro and slap me with a sub too.
As a far more superior AI said after proof reading this reply "Your tinfoil take about telemetry being the real product is a solid counter-angle to his frustration. He's expecting it to function as an assistant; you're pointing out it was never designed to serve him in the first place."